Omnipotent Cat
I am a cat. I know all. I see all. For one thing, I know you are a living human being reading these words at this very moment. If that is not enough to convince you of my omnipotence, you are clearly unworthy of my presence. What?! You say I'm a normal person sitting in front of a computer screen, pretending to be a very wise cat? I do not know what you speak of.
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i love how cozy the tmi/tid fandom is
like you can go on a tag for one of the characters or just the book title and you’ll find posts from people you follow and know :3
it makes me so happy
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Photo reblogged from Life is my drug, God is my dealer.
OMIGOSH CAN’T BREATHE.
;ljhklyhkhg no words.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I died laughing!!!!
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Photo reblogged from What Goes On Inside My Head
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hehehe just click it you’ll laugh
ok
why did the chicken cross the road
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Post reblogged from Welcome to the asylum
if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat
so uh- reblog this please xoxo
Please she told me I need 10k
#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg
COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!
omg i want a cat really bad too.
i’ll reblog this for you! :D
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Chat reblogged from Simple, but effective.
- Niall: dresses like normal teenage boy
- Liam: dresses like normal teenage boy
- Zayn: dresses like gay jock
- Harry: dresses like gay professor
- Louis: dresses like gay sailor
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Photoset reblogged from Simple, but effective.
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Photoset reblogged from The Queen Of Sheba Says...
This fox is just continually unimpressed with everything you have to offer.
what is the evolutionary perk to having a face like that god damn
Bigger predators leave you alone because they can’t stand the mockery and non-verbal put-downs
i started cracking up and then showed my sister, i’m still laughing and she thinks i’m crazy lol
(Source: rubyvroom)
